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juilan: I can’t wait until I get that job at Starbucks because I’m going to spell everyone’s name...

Thu, 09 May 2013 17:44:03 -0400

I can’t wait until I get that job at Starbucks because I’m going to spell everyone’s name wrong so they can’t instagram their cups

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Thu, 09 May 2013 17:43:48 -0400

thediagonallie: when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat...

Thu, 09 May 2013 17:43:01 -0400

thediagonallie:

when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going “I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP” and no one ever believed him

thebatteur: once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the...

Thu, 09 May 2013 17:42:14 -0400

thebatteur:

once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried

10000bc: since abercrombie an fitch destroys its unsold clothes and wont donate bc poor people...

Thu, 09 May 2013 17:20:12 -0400

10000bc:

since abercrombie an fitch destroys its unsold clothes and wont donate bc poor people wearing their clothes gives them a bad image i say everyone should donate as much abercrombie and fitch brand clothing that you have to homeless shelters so you can simultaneously piss off a shitty company and help those in need

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Thu, 09 May 2013 17:18:39 -0400

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Thu, 09 May 2013 17:12:09 -0400

celeryludenberg: what if i just

Thu, 09 May 2013 17:11:53 -0400

celeryludenberg:

what if i just

computer: wanna update this

Thu, 09 May 2013 17:11:49 -0400

computer: wanna update this
me: sure
computer: you have to restart your com-
me: never mind

tomkirk: my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in...

Thu, 09 May 2013 17:11:38 -0400

tomkirk:

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background

e-zekiel: okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell...

Thu, 09 May 2013 17:11:26 -0400

e-zekiel:

okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

mcadamsgosling: when my cell phone loses service

Thu, 09 May 2013 17:10:49 -0400

mcadamsgosling:

when my cell phone loses service

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Thu, 09 May 2013 17:10:39 -0400

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Thu, 09 May 2013 17:10:18 -0400

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Thu, 09 May 2013 17:10:14 -0400

fake-mermaid: u know what annoys me, that one day there will be a whole new generation of people on...

Thu, 09 May 2013 17:09:15 -0400

fake-mermaid:

u know what annoys me, that one day there will be a whole new generation of people on tumblr and that is not okay i like this generation of people no one will ever be as cool as us

nevvpenzance: finally someone understands

Thu, 09 May 2013 17:08:39 -0400

nevvpenzance:

finally someone understands

isurvivedthekobayashimaru: I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for...

Thu, 09 May 2013 17:04:21 -0400

isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

foreveralone-lyguy: One time my friend was drowning and the lifeguard told him “swim over to me”

Thu, 09 May 2013 17:04:08 -0400

foreveralone-lyguy:

One time my friend was drowning and the lifeguard told him “swim over to me”

thefuuuucomics: This kid has been staring at a picture of...

Thu, 09 May 2013 17:03:53 -0400

thefuuuucomics:

This kid has been staring at a picture of broccoli for about 15 minutes now
He keeps zooming in and out and looking over every branch

Finals week has really taken a lot out of some people